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THREE SPOTS. ZERO FORTUNE.[ RANKINGS // 01—03 ] ↓
01RANK
[ TOP OF THE BOARD ]

LUCAS CAVE

Made his entire net worth by slaving over Check Limiteds for Q. Had $100 and lost the rest gambling. Holds on to his 3C like his life depends on it, and bought a new PC after being rootkitted twice. A stuffy-nosed British pooron who will never touch three figures again.

POSITION#01
EST. NET WORTH$100
PROFILE / 001
02RANK
[ SECOND PLACE ]

BANDO

Professional larper. Spent three months with his friend looking for a fake Exodus wallet after getting ratted about 93 times. Finally found one and started pretending to have $200K. Can't afford Bleed for his Discord server, and quit after his friend Shaun had a fun time eating pineapple pizzas one night.

POSITION#02
EST. NET WORTH-$200K
PROFILE / 002
03RANK
[ THIRD PLACE ]

final51

An absolute pooron and Roblox com kid. Sits on his $100 three-letter Discord username and a misspelled version of "finalise" because he dropped out in sixth grade. Can't afford Telegram Premium and doesn't know how to hide his phone number on Telegram. Calls people "fraud larps," hoping it will catch on, and changes his Telegram profile picture every three minutes as if he'll ever leave Roblox DMs. An absolute poor idiot who will never make anything substantial in his lifetime. Slaves away doing fake Roblox middleman deals for his net worth.

POSITION#03
EST. NET WORTH$200
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